Facilities padhne to aise aa gaye jaise sach mein admission lene vale ho...

Agar apne se alag do bachcho ko ye school refer nahin kiya to kala kaua katega..

Hostel facilities-

As Shri Moorkhanand ji states that- "गन्दप्रवासं मधुरम् मधुरम्", we feel proud in having worst-class hostels in which students can easily find it hard to live in (गृहत्यागी 😁). Since we consider students' comfort as as our foremost priority, we let them sleep at night first (on any place they can find other than hostel) and then we let teachers and other staff sleep (ON the students😜). This helps in building better ties between students and staff. Also, if any student gets hungry or thirsty, the sweat and dhool are readily available (remember, this is DHOOL CHATAO school). Then, not to forget, we have the ocean as the swimming pool [actually the king of all pools - with 0.5% chlorine, 9.5% water and the rest  is urea (from amino acid metabolism), inorganic salts, creatinine, ammonia, and pigmented products of blood breakdown= urine...(applause for our goog(know)ledge)].