ADMISSION IN IDCS
A chance in a life-time
(Aha, what a byline!)
S T A G E : 1
So guys welcome to my youtube channel..... (oh sorry, berozgari symptoms, you know 😅) I mean- so guys, welcome to the stage 1.
arz kiya hai,
Test hai ye best ismein garam garam tawe hain,
Jispe pakaude kadak mirch ke tale hain,
Yahan laadle dulaare apni tashreef tikaayenge,
Laal laal tamatar ki tarah tamtamaayenge,
Par jiske hoga bum mein haraamiyat ka bam(bomb),
Paad maarke garam tawa thanda karne ka dam,
Aise shoor-veero ka swagat karenge swag se,
Baakiyo ko vida Soframycin(skin cream) ke bag se.
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Abhi tak padh rahe ho? Mujhse zyada berozgaar to aap lag rahe ho 😆
Achcha aage suno- Aapke sapooto se nimnalikhit panktiyo ko word-to-word badhiya tareeke se apni tune mein gaane ka aagrah kiya jaayega.
Munh band karke.
Kaise? Itna sochne ka dimaag hota to iss website pe ye sab na likh raha hota 😅.
arz kiya hai,
Jaan-e-meri jaaneman (ya, we love you bhaavi bakraas),
Homework school na lana bhool nahin jaana re
Jaise sab gawaar hain, vaisa khud ko kiya hai,
Chhuttiyan fisool ki lena bhool nahin jana re
Nibbo vala pyar karna bhool nahin jana re
Jaisa teacher aaya hai, jo mast lori sunaya hai,
Aiso ko salaam karna bhool nahin jana re.
(Director ne bhaang khila ke mujhse ye👆 likhwaya hai😥)
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Haan haan, teesri stage bhi hai, bahut vella hoon main..
Khatakhat neeche diye gaye form ko bharke bhej do iss email address par-
admission_gaya_tel_lene@vasulibazaar.com
For any problems, call us on this number -- 212173314
We will try our best to provide you lots of it.
You can download admission form in pdf and doc format from here.
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At last, we will play a lucky draw. He whose name will get out of hell, will be admitted.
EGJAM DENE KA SHURIYA 👼
That's all for today guys !
Hope you liked it.
Please Like, share and subscr....
(udta hua slap seedha gaal pe 🥴)