Dear Parents & Friends, 

It has been our honour to successfully crawl our institution (we are too aalsi to run it) to provide classic education without any learning and growth. Not an easy job.

There have been times when parents worldwide decided to award us for our achievements. But they couldn't find any. Once they reached our school to ask us if we had any. We laughed at their innocence. Silly people don't even know that awards are for fools. We already have lots of them-
'Award for excellence in non-excellency' , 'Best among the schools having Dhool in their name which are actually nothing other than dhool' , 'Award for best-school-that-deserves-no-award' , 'Best Directors for whom Director means Indirector ka Ulta' etc. etc.

We